x marks the art
ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS
feeding imagination after midnight since 2020
Put authenticity on display with the perfect accessories to highlight sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!
Crop Hoodie - Star Wars: Darth Vader Amped Up!
In a virtual reality game set in 2525, C-3PO and R2 are enticed to Earth by the presence of "Darth Vader", only to find out that it was in fact one individual still living in their mother's basement, feasting on Chicken Nuggets and Twinkies—all thanks to the power of this shirt.
The Real Booty: our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates beware!
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 22 | 18 ⅝ |
| M | 23 ½ | 19 ⅜ |
| L | 25 ½ | 21 ⅜ |
| XL | 27 ½ | 22 ⅛ |
| 2XL | 29 ½ | 22 ⅞ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 55.9 | 47.2 |
| M | 59.7 | 49.3 |
| L | 64.8 | 54.4 |
| XL | 69.9 | 56.1 |
| 2XL | 75 | 58.2 |
