Travel Trauma: Take a nostalgic trip down "the Holiday Road" without feeling the need for speed because you don't need roads when you can browse souvenirs from your couch—a collection Inspired by the mishaps of iconic bawdy movies Gen-X was raised on!

The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not-so-hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates Beware!

• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece

• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)

• Dyed-to-match drawstrings

• Dropped shoulder cut

• Cropped body with a raw hem

• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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