x marks the art
ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS
feeding imagination after midnight since 2020
Put your most authentic self on display with fun, funky, and fantastical: retro pop art, nostalgic surrealism, and vintage gothic horror vibes—but with a twist: The Kraken Logo lurks in every design, like a modern-day "Where's Waldo?"—perfect for highlighting sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!
Cuffed Beanie - Scientology: Fake Space Navy - Freewinds
Satirical Scientology: A collection showcasing the absurdity of the "Church" of Scientology—designed to encourage contacting your local representatives to ask, "Why does a human-trafficking cult have tax-exempt status?"
The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates beware!
• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic
• Unisex style
• Hand washable
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh or the Republic of Korea
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 17 ¼-18 ½ | 8 ⅝ | 3 | 8 ⅛ |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
| One size | 44-47 | 22 | 7.5 | 20.5 |
