x marks the art
ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS
feeding imagination after midnight since 2020
Put authenticity on display with the perfect accessories to highlight sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!
Dress Long sleeve midi - Peachy Keen Peonies
The perfect dress—whether you're partying it up at the club, enjoying a special occasion, or commanding attention behind a microphone—showcase the fitted waist and flared bottom to accentuate the your best asset: authenticity!
The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates Beware!
• Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
• Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
• Fabric weight: 6.19 oz/yd2 (210 g/m2) (weight may vary by 5%)
• Premium knit mid-weight jersey fabric
• Midi length
• Long sleeves
• Side pockets
• Boat neckline
• Fitted on the waist
• Flared bottom part
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from Lithuania
• Blank product components in the US sourced from Mexico
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 31 ½ | 23 ⅝ | 33 ⅞ |
| XS | 33 ⅛ | 25 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
| S | 34 ⅝ | 26 ¾ | 37 |
| M | 36 ¼ | 28 ⅜ | 38 ⅝ |
| L | 39 ⅜ | 31 ½ | 41 ¾ |
| XL | 42 ½ | 34 ⅝ | 44 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 45 ⅝ | 37 ¾ | 48 |
| 3XL | 48 ⅞ | 41 | 51 ⅛ |
| 4XL | 52 | 44 ⅛ | 54 ⅜ |
| 5XL | 55 ⅛ | 47 ¼ | 57 ½ |
| 6XL | 58 ¼ | 50 ⅜ | 60 ⅝ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 80 | 60 | 86 |
| XS | 84 | 64 | 90 |
| S | 88 | 68 | 94 |
| M | 92 | 72 | 98 |
| L | 100 | 80 | 106 |
| XL | 108 | 88 | 114 |
| 2XL | 116 | 96 | 122 |
| 3XL | 124 | 104 | 130 |
| 4XL | 132 | 112 | 138 |
| 5XL | 140 | 120 | 146 |
| 6XL | 148 | 128 | 154 |
