x marks the art
ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS
feeding imagination after midnight since 2020
Put authenticity on display with the perfect accessories to highlight sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!
Scarf | Bandana - Satire: Red Flag Collector
🚩 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗟𝗲𝘁 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗱 𝗙𝗹𝗮𝗴𝘀! 🚩 Don't let your friends miss those sneaky red flags—keep them in check with this fun print!
The Real Booty: our Kraken logo is hidden (and not-so-hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates beware!
• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• Lightweight and soft to the touch
• Double-folded edges
• Single-sided print
• Multifunctional
• UPF50+ protection
• Fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard and Global Recycled Standard (GRS) certified
• Blank product components sourced from China
Important sizing information: the smallest bandana size is made for small pets and won’t fit a grown-up. Please choose the medium or large size if you’re ordering for a grown-up.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 17 ⅜ | 17 ⅜ |
| M | 21 ¼ | 21 ¼ |
| L | 25 ¼ | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 44 | 44 |
| M | 54 | 54 |
| L | 64 | 64 |
