x marks the art
ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS
feeding imagination after midnight since 2020
Put authenticity on display with the perfect accessories to highlight sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!
Socks - Scientology: Fake Space Navy - Freewinds
Satirical Scientology: A collection showcasing the absurdity of the "Church" of Scientology—designed to encourage contacting your local representatives to ask, "Why does a human-trafficking cult have tax-exempt status?"
The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates beware!
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
• Blank product sourced from China
• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—China
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing
Size guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
