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Put your most authentic self on display with fun, funky, and fantastical: retro pop art, nostalgic surrealism, and vintage gothic horror vibes—but with a twist: The Kraken Logo lurks in every design, like a modern-day "Where's Waldo?"—perfect for highlighting sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!

Socks - Scientology: Fake Space Navy - Freewinds

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Socks - Scientology: Fake Space Navy - Freewinds

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Satirical Scientology: A collection showcasing the absurdity of the "Church" of Scientology—designed to encourage contacting your local representatives to ask, "Why does a human-trafficking cult have tax-exempt status?"


The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates beware!


• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex

• Crew length

• Cushioned bottom

• Ribbed leg

• Blank product sourced from China

• Traceability:

- Knitting—China

- Dyeing—China

- Manufacturing—China

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Size guide

US MEN SHOE SIZE US WOMEN SHOE SIZE EU SHOE SIZE UK SHOE SIZE
M 6-8.5 7-9.5 38-41 5-7.5
L 9-11.5 10-12.5 42-45 8-10.5
XL 12-14.5 13-16 46-49 11-13.5
US MEN SHOE SIZE US WOMEN SHOE SIZE EU SHOE SIZE UK SHOE SIZE
M 6-8.5 7-9.5 38-41 5-7.5
L 9-11.5 10-12.5 42-45 8-10.5
XL 12-14.5 13-16 46-49 11-13.5
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