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ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS
feeding imagination after midnight since 2020
Put authenticity on display with the perfect accessories to highlight sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!
Throw Blanket - Travel Trauma - Road Trip
Product Details
Travel Trauma: Take a nostalgic trip down "the Holiday Road" without feeling the need for speed because you don't need roads when you can browse souvenirs from your couch—a collection Inspired by the mishaps of iconic bawdy movies Gen-X was raised on!
The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not-so-hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates Beware!
• 100% polyester
• Soft silk touch fabric
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
• Hypoallergenic
• Flame retardant
• Blank product sourced from China
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