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ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS

feeding imagination after midnight since 2020

Put your most authentic self on display with fun, funky, and fantastical: retro pop art, nostalgic surrealism, and vintage gothic horror vibes—but with a twist: The Kraken Logo lurks in every design, like a modern-day "Where's Waldo?"—perfect for highlighting sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!

Throw Blanket - Wasted Time

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Throw Blanket - Wasted Time

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Tired of boring art in your home? Say no more! Let our Invisible Scars are like a breath of fresh air for your walls, each piece telling a story that will leave you feeling inspired and oh-so chic. Treat yourself to some visual therapy today!—where poetry meets visual art in a beautiful fusion of emotion and expression. Your walls will thank you!


OVERLAID PROSE (disguised along the upper chest): You have wasted too much time blaming yourself


Prose Inspiration: "There is no fault to bear, burden to carry, or shielded surrender for the blame--we did nothing wrong—and even if it were true, it wouldn't remove the generational curses haunting us all. So, we must agree: born into what they could not escape, then criticized for our could only use what was given—fight, flight, freeze, or fawn—you have wasted too much time blaming yourself."


The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates Beware!


• 100% polyester

• Soft silk touch fabric

• Printing on one side

• White reverse side

• Machine-washable

• Hypoallergenic

• Flame retardant

• Blank product sourced from China

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