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ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS

feeding imagination after midnight since 2020

Put authenticity on display with the perfect accessories to highlight sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!

Unisex Hoodie - Lizard People

$48.00
MARK ZUCKERBERG SAYS THAT HE IS NOT A LIZARD PERSON!
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Unisex Hoodie - Lizard People

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For all kinds of rebels from all walks of life—doing your pretend work-from-home, on-the-run from the law, or hiding in the closet eating oreo needs—look 'SPOOKED' if you get caught!


The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates beware!


• 100% cotton face

• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester

• Front pouch pocket

• Self-fabric patch on the back

• Matching flat drawstrings

• 3-panel hood

• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

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