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ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS
feeding imagination after midnight since 2020
The Real Booty: putting your most authentic self on display with fun, funky, and fantastical original artwork—but with a twist: The Kraken Logo lurks in every design like "Where's Waldo?" for a modern world—items perfect for highlighting your sunny disposition or like my sister's impressive resting b*tch face!
Unisex Hoodie - Lord of the Leash | Dachshund, Sausage & Wiener Dog
Product Details
One Ring to Rule Them All because yelling, “Come to Middle-earth" will just make them run the other way—let them bark up the tree while you quest for “My Precious!”: things they keep stealing! The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates Beware! • 100% cotton face • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester • Front pouch pocket • Self-fabric patch on the back • Matching flat drawstrings • 3-panel hood • Blank product sourced from Pakistan Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
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