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ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS
feeding imagination after midnight since 2020
Put authenticity on display with the perfect accessories to highlight sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!
Unisex Hoodie - Satire: Dude, Red Flags!
Product Details
🚩 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗟𝗲𝘁 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗱 𝗙𝗹𝗮𝗴𝘀! 🚩—Especially When They're Waving Like Crazy! Wearing This Print Serves As The Ideal Reminder For Oneself And Can Assist Friends In Avoiding Further Mistakes!
The Real Booty: our Kraken logo is hidden (and not-so-hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates beware!
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
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