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ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS
feeding imagination after midnight since 2020
Put authenticity on display with the perfect accessories to highlight sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!
Unisex button shirt - Bow Down To Bowie
Product Details
There is no need to suit up when you can simply button up this stylish design showcasing my lord and savior, David Bowie—a God who once walked among us—our tribute to the musical chameleon who made a statement without singing a word!
The Real Booty: our Kraken logo is hidden (and not-so-hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates beware!
• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• Regular fit
• UPF50+ protection
• Blank product components sourced from China
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37.0 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ¼ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ¾ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ¾ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52.0 | 45 ¾ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ¾ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52.0 | 59 ⅛ |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 87.9 | 71.9 | 90 |
| XS | 92 | 76 | 94 |
| S | 96 | 80 | 98 |
| M | 100 | 84 | 102.1 |
| L | 108 | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 116 | 100 | 118.1 |
| 2XL | 124 | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 132 | 116 | 134.1 |
| 4XL | 140 | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 148 | 132 | 150.1 |
| 6XL | 156 | 140 | 158 |
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