x marks the art
ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS
feeding imagination after midnight since 2020
Put your most authentic self on display with fun, funky, and fantastical: retro pop art, nostalgic surrealism, and vintage gothic horror vibes—but with a twist: The Kraken Logo lurks in every design, like a modern-day "Where's Waldo?"—perfect for highlighting sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!
Unisex button shirt - Zero Protection
Looking to turn heads and ignite conversations? Look no further than Button shirt - Zero Protection Artwork Apparel! Express your deepest emotions and innermost thoughts with our striking designs that speak volumes without uttering a single word. Stand out, be bold, and let your style do the talking.
Prose Inspiration: "When my C-PTSD is triggered, I automatically dissociate. While experts say this is a healthy response, I believe they are mistaken. I don't require protection from myself; rather, there was zero protection in childhood.”
The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates Beware!
• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• Oversized fit
• UPF50+ protection
• Blank product components sourced from China
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37.0 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ¼ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ¾ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ¾ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52.0 | 45 ¾ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ¾ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52.0 | 59 ⅛ |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 87.9 | 71.9 | 90 |
| XS | 92 | 76 | 94 |
| S | 96 | 80 | 98 |
| M | 100 | 84 | 102.1 |
| L | 108 | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 116 | 100 | 118.1 |
| 2XL | 124 | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 132 | 116 | 134.1 |
| 4XL | 140 | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 148 | 132 | 150.1 |
| 6XL | 156 | 140 | 158 |
