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Unisex hoodie (zippered) - Traumatic Strangulation

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Unisex hoodie (zippered) - Traumatic Strangulation

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Wear your heart on your sleeve (or rather, your zip hoodie) with our Healing from Trauma collection. Each design is a poignant reminder that it's okay to be vulnerable. Plus, you'll look good while spreading empathy like confetti.


Prose Inspiration: "The feeling of darkness fills the lungs until a tired exhale clears the mind, making it hard to dream when reality is deceiving—a traumatic strangulation of just being human."


The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates Beware!


• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex

• Fabric weight 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)

• Soft, cotton-feel fabric outside and brushed fleece inside

• Unisex relaxed fit with drop shoulders

• Double-lined hood

• Moon patch on the inside of the back

• Tear-away care label

• Self-fabric collar and cuffs

• Premium drawstrings and zipper with metal details

• The fabric of this product is certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100

• Blank product components sourced from China and the USA

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52 59
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
2XS 88 72 90
XS 92 76 94
S 96 80 98
M 100 84 102
L 108 92 110
XL 116 100 118
2XL 124 108 126
3XL 132 116 134
4XL 140 124 142
5XL 148 132 150
6XL 156 140 158
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