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ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS
feeding imagination after midnight since 2020
Put authenticity on display with the perfect accessories to highlight sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!
Unisex wide-leg pants - Dachshund Halloweenie Witch
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• Relaxed unisex fit
• Practical side pockets
• Elastic waistband with a white drawstring
• Can be worn on the waist or on the hips
• Premium knit mid-weight jersey fabric
• Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
• Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
• Fabric weight: 6.19 oz/yd2 (210 g/m2) (weight may vary by 5%)
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 72 | 90 |
| XS | 76 | 94 |
| S | 80 | 98 |
| M | 84 | 102 |
| L | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 116 | 134 |
| 4XL | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 132 | 150 |
| 6XL | 140 | 158 |
