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ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS
feeding imagination after midnight since 2020
Put authenticity on display with the perfect accessories to highlight sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!
Unisex windbreaker - Dachshund Licks & Kisses
Product Details
For all kinds of rebels, whether they're pop culture fanatics or just sick of the same old clichés—go express yourself!
The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates beware!
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.21 oz/yd² (75 g/m²)
• Lightweight, water-resistant fabric
• Breathable mesh lining, reduces static
• Regular fit
• Elastic cuffs
• Hood and side pockets
• Zippable front
• Blank product sourced from China
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE (inches) | |
| XS | 21 | 28 | 25 ½ |
| S | 22 | 28 ¾ | 26 |
| M | 23 | 29 ½ | 26 ¼ |
| L | 24 | 30 ¼ | 26 ¾ |
| XL | 25 | 31 | 27 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ¾ | 27 ½ |
| 3XL | 27 | 32 ½ | 28 |
| CHEST (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE (cm) | |
| XS | 53.3 | 71.1 | 64.8 |
| S | 55.9 | 73 | 66 |
| M | 58.4 | 75 | 66.7 |
| L | 61 | 76.8 | 68 |
| XL | 63.5 | 78.7 | 68.6 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.7 | 69.9 |
| 3XL | 68.6 | 82.6 | 71.1 |
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