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Put your most authentic self on display with fun, funky, and fantastical: retro pop art, nostalgic surrealism, and vintage gothic horror vibes—but with a twist: The Kraken Logo lurks in every design, like a modern-day "Where's Waldo?"—perfect for highlighting sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!

Dress Long sleeve midi - Black Dahlia Drama

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Dress Long sleeve midi - Black Dahlia Drama

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The perfect dress—whether you're partying it up at the club, enjoying a special occasion, or commanding attention behind a microphone—showcase the fitted waist and flared bottom to accentuate the your best asset: authenticity!


The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates Beware!


• Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex

• Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex

• Fabric weight: 6.19 oz/yd2 (210 g/m2) (weight may vary by 5%)

• Premium knit mid-weight jersey fabric

• Midi length

• Long sleeves

• Side pockets

• Boat neckline

• Fitted on the waist

• Flared bottom part

• Blank product components in the EU sourced from Lithuania

• Blank product components in the US sourced from Mexico

Size guide

CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 31 ½ 23 ⅝ 33 ⅞
XS 33 ⅛ 25 ¼ 35 ⅜
S 34 ⅝ 26 ¾ 37
M 36 ¼ 28 ⅜ 38 ⅝
L 39 ⅜ 31 ½ 41 ¾
XL 42 ½ 34 ⅝ 44 ⅞
2XL 45 ⅝ 37 ¾ 48
3XL 48 ⅞ 41 51 ⅛
4XL 52 44 ⅛ 54 ⅜
5XL 55 ⅛ 47 ¼ 57 ½
6XL 58 ¼ 50 ⅜ 60 ⅝
CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
2XS 80 60 86
XS 84 64 90
S 88 68 94
M 92 72 98
L 100 80 106
XL 108 88 114
2XL 116 96 122
3XL 124 104 130
4XL 132 112 138
5XL 140 120 146
6XL 148 128 154
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