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ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS
feeding imagination after midnight since 2020
Put authenticity on display with the perfect accessories to highlight sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!
Unisex Hoodie - Travel Trauma - Road Trip
Travel Trauma: Take a nostalgic trip down "the Holiday Road" without feeling the need for speed because you don't need roads when you can browse souvenirs from your couch—a collection Inspired by the mishaps of iconic bawdy movies Gen-X was raised on!
The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not-so-hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates Beware!
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
