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ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS
feeding imagination after midnight since 2020
Put authenticity on display with the perfect accessories to highlight sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!
Unisex Sweatshirt - Scientology Is A Cult
Product Details
You Are Dynamic, But Don't Read Dianetics!—But You Should Join The Intergalactic Revolution With Our Graphic Parody Of The Church Of Scientology's Fake Space Navy—Don't Join The Cult!
The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates beware!
• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft cotton-feel face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Unisex fit
• Overlock seams
• Blank components sourced from China
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| XS | 34 ⅝ | 26 ¾ | 37 |
| S | 36 ¼ | 28 ⅜ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 37 ¾ | 29 ⅞ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 41 | 33 ⅛ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 44 ⅛ | 36 ¼ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 47 ¼ | 39 ¼ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 50 ⅜ | 42 ½ | 52 ¾ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| XS | 88 | 68 | 94 |
| S | 92 | 72 | 98 |
| M | 96 | 76 | 102 |
| L | 104 | 84 | 110 |
| XL | 112 | 92 | 118 |
| 2XL | 120 | 99.8 | 126 |
| 3XL | 128 | 108 | 134 |
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