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ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS

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Put your most authentic self on display with fun, funky, and fantastical: retro pop art, nostalgic surrealism, and vintage gothic horror vibes—but with a twist: The Kraken Logo lurks in every design, like a modern-day "Where's Waldo?"—perfect for highlighting sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!

Unisex button shirt - Lyrical Breath

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Unisex button shirt - Lyrical Breath

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No matter your identity or body type, this design brings out your best feature: authenticity!—an unique print inspired by Alice taking a detour from Wonderland in the clutches of a Kraken!


The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates Beware!


• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester

• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)

• Breathable and moisture-wicking material

• Oversized fit

• UPF50+ protection

• Blank product components sourced from China

Size guide

CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ¼ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37.0
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ¼
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ¾ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ¾ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52.0 45 ¾ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ¾ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52.0 59 ⅛
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
2XS 87.9 71.9 90
XS 92 76 94
S 96 80 98
M 100 84 102.1
L 108 92 110
XL 116 100 118.1
2XL 124 108 126
3XL 132 116 134.1
4XL 140 124 142
5XL 148 132 150.1
6XL 156 140 158
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