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ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS

feeding imagination after midnight since 2020

Put authenticity on display with the perfect accessories to highlight sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!

Scarf | Bandana - Zero Protection

$16.00
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Scarf | Bandana - Zero Protection

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Show off your vulnerability with Zero Protection Artwork Apparel! Our scarves are a masterpiece of emotions translated onto fabric, inviting others to ponder and feel deeply. Wear your heart on your sleeve, or in this case, around your neck."


Prose Inspiration: "When my C-PTSD is triggered, I automatically dissociate. While experts say this is a healthy response, I believe they are mistaken. I don't require protection from myself; rather, there was zero protection in childhood.”


The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates Beware!


• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester

• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)

• Breathable and moisture-wicking material

• Lightweight and soft to the touch

• Double-folded edges

• Single-sided print

• Multifunctional

• UPF50+ protection

• Fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard and Global Recycled Standard (GRS) certified

• Blank product components sourced from China

Important sizing information: the smallest bandana size is made for small pets and won’t fit a grown-up. Please choose the medium or large size if you’re ordering for a grown-up.

Size guide

LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 17 ⅜ 17 ⅜
M 21 ¼ 21 ¼
L 25 ¼ 25 ¼
LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 44 44
M 54 54
L 64 64
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