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ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS
feeding imagination after midnight since 2020
Put your most authentic self on display with fun, funky, and fantastical: retro pop art, nostalgic surrealism, and vintage gothic horror vibes—but with a twist: The Kraken Logo lurks in every design, like a modern-day "Where's Waldo?"—perfect for highlighting sunny dispositions or impressive resting b*tch faces!
Unisex classic tee - Travel Trauma - Road Trip
Travel Trauma: Take a nostalgic trip down "the Holiday Road" without feeling the need for speed because you don't need roads when you can browse souvenirs from your couch—a collection Inspired by the mishaps of iconic bawdy movies Gen-X was raised on!
The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not-so-hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates Beware!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
